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 Euro-english
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German (hurrah!), which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, HM Govt. conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan for the new language which will be known as Euro-English.
This is how the treaty looks:
YEAR 1
"s" will replace the soft "c". This will sertainly make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This will klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less key/letter.
YEAR 2
There will be growing publik enthusiasm this year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f", which will make words like FOTOGRAF 20% shorter.
YEAR 3
Publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of the double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also we al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgrasful and they should go away.
YEAR 4
Peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v"
YEAR 5
During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensible riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KOM ZRU !
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Senast uppdaterad 2010-04-06 23:48 |
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