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	Memorandum It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees. PREFERRED: Perhaps I can work late OLD: When the fuck do you expect me to do this? PREFERRED: Perhaps you should check with... OLD: Tell someone who gives a shit PREFERRED: Of course I'm concerned OLD: Ask me if I give a shit PREFERRED: I wasn't involved in that project OLD: Its not my fucking problem PREFERRED: I'm not sure I can implement this OLD: Fuck it, it won't work PREFERRED: I'll try to schedule that OLD: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner PREFERRED: Are you sure this is a problem OLD: Who the fuck cares PREFERRED: He's not familiar with the problem OLD: He's got his head up his ass PREFERRED: So you weren't happy with it? OLD: Kiss my ass PREFERRED: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment OLD: Fuck it, I'm on salary PREFERRED: I don't think you understand OLD: Shove it up your ass PREFERRED: I love a challenge OLD: This job sucks PREFERRED: I see OLD: Blow me PREFERRED: Yes, we really should discuss it OLD: Another fucking meeting!!!! PREFERRED: I don't think this will be a problem OLD: I really don't give a shit PREFERRED: He's somewhat insensitive OLD: He's a fucking prick PREFERRED: She's an aggressive go getter OLD: She's a ball busting bitch PREFERRED: I think you could use more training OLD: You don't know what the fuck you're doing
	Senast uppdaterad 2007-02-12 13:51

Memorandum