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The New York Cop and the future Ms. Paris Hilton

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when little Paris Hilton, on her new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," little Paris said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed little Paris a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

Little Paris looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

Little Paris looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

Senast uppdaterad 2005-12-19 09:06