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Minister's visual demonstration

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

He placed four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of his Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

The Minister then asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

(Ambitious bastard. How long did he have to work to fill a jar with sperm? /Ronny)

Senast uppdaterad 2004-09-02 09:40