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A very loud, unattractive, unkempt, angry woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them and jerking them around all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say to him, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter, never losing his calm demeanor. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Senast uppdaterad 2007-09-25 11:27