 |
 |
 |
|
 |
RekordRonny.se |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 Surely I'm not that old...
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one;
My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.
'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?'
'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
fat-assed,
gray-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked,
"What did you teach"???
|
|
 |
Senast uppdaterad 2010-03-08 15:16 |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
