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Retired people

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day Marilyn and Bill went into town and went into a shop. They were only in there for about 5 minutes. When they came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. They went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored them and continued writing the ticket. Bill called him a smelly turd. He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So Marilyn called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more they abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, they didn't care. They'd come into town by bus. They try to have a little fun each day now that they're retired. It's important at their age.

Senast uppdaterad 2007-02-12 13:45