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Pearly Gates

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"On a trip to South Australia, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, threw it on the ground and yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the shit out of all four of you!' "

St. Peter was quite impressed .. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

Senast uppdaterad 2008-08-28 13:44